This makes a team

My office is the most wierd place i have ever been to.It can be compared to a zoo or circus,but characters here are much more unpredictable.(I am also
a part of that...i agree :).So when i got this mail forward,i felt like i should share this with you.Hope all IT guyz will love it...

Note:email forward.
(definition for various designations in an IT company)
1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month
2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month
4. Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby
5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman;They`ll produce a child with zero resources
7. Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.
8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.And lastly……
9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby